Oh god…..the whole Benedict Cumberbatch Otter thing made it into the Metro….
I really hope he doesn’t see this. Poor git.
EDIT: Just for those of you outside of the UK that are saying things like “how does this make the newspapers” etc, the paper in question isn’t really a “proper” newspaper as such. It’s a free one that is put out at train and tube stations and on buses for people to read on their commute. It’s not known for its hard hitting journalism! :)